Las reglas son sencillas:
     Que marques lo que sea verdad, y si tienes más de cuarenta x, es que estás apocholado sin remedio y alguien debería acabar con tu miseria.

You own…

     (x) your own cell phone
     (x) a tv in your bedroom
     ( ) an iPod
     ( ) a photo printer
     ( ) your own phone line
     ( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
     (x) high-speed internet access
     ( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
     (x) dvd player in bedroom
     ( ) at least a hundred DVDs
     (x) a childfree bathroom
     ( ) your own in-house office
     ( ) a pool
     ( ) a guest house
     ( ) a game room
     ( ) a queen-size bed
     ( ) a stocked bar
     ( ) a working dishwasher
     ( ) an icemaker
     ( ) a working washer and dryer
     ( ) at least ten things from a designer store
     ( ) expensive sunglasses
     ( ) framed authentic art (not lithographs)
     ( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
     ( ) a multi-speed bike
     ( ) a gym membership
     ( ) large exercise equipment at home
     ( ) your own set of golf clubs
     ( ) a pool table
     ( ) a tennis court
     ( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
     ( ) your own pair of skis
     ( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
     ( ) a boat
     ( ) a jet ski
     ( ) a neighborhood committee membership
     ( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
     ( ) wealthy family members
     ( ) two or more family cars
     ( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
     ( ) a yard
     ( ) a hammock
     ( ) a personal trainer
     ( ) good credit
     ( ) expensive jewelry
     ( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
     ( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
     ( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
     ( ) a stock portfolio
     ( ) a passport
     ( ) a horse
     ( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
     (x) private medical insurance
     ( ) a college degree, but no student loans

Do you:

     ( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
     ( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
     ( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
     ( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
     ( ) send dinners back with every flaw
     ( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d’Eau
     ( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
     ( ) have a job but don’t need the money
     ( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
     ( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
     ( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
     ( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
     ( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:

     ( ) an only child
     ( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
     ( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way

Have you:

     ( ) been on a cruise
     (x) traveled out of the country
     ( ) met a celebrity
     ( ) been to the Caribbean
     (x) been to Europe/America
     ( ) been to Hawaii
     ( ) been to New York
     ( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
     ( ) been to the Mall of America
     (x) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
     ( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
     ( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
     ( ) dined with local political figures
     ( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:

     ( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
     ( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
     (x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
     ( ) attend private school
     ( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you